TERMS OF HUSTLE

Read carefully. Or don't. We don't give a fuck. Your soul is already ours.

§1. Principle of "Your Keys, Our SOL"

By connecting your wallet, you acknowledge that all assets, digital or otherwise, are subject to "spontaneous, unplanned audits" by the RUGGED DAO (which is just us). We operate under the "Finders Keepers" protocol. If we find it, we keep it. This is not a bug, it's a feature.

§2. The Illusion of Ownership

You "own" your RUGGED apparel in the same way you "own" a JPEG of a monkey. It's a social construct, backed by vibes and collective delusion. We reserve the right to declare any item "common rarity" at any time, especially if you try to sell it for a profit. Flipping is for pancakes, not for relics.

§3. The Referral Pyramid is a Circle

Our referral system is not a pyramid scheme. It's a "Decentralized wealth redistribution circle". You are at the bottom, and also at the top, depending on how you look at it. All referral points are redeemable for more referral points. Infinite value. WAGMI.

§4. Liability & Other Bullshit

We are not responsible for: financial ruin, divorce, rug pulls, lost JPEGs, gains you failed to realize, or existential dread. If you make a profit, you're violating the spirit of the hustle and may be subject to a "community tax" (we take 90%). If you lose money, congratulations, you're part of the culture.

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FUCK THE NORM.